I Don’t Get Drunk, I Only Get Awesome T-shirt

I Don’t Get Drunk, I Only Get Awesome T-shirt

A Shirt as Awesome as You!

We all know that person—the one who doesn’t just get drunk, they get phenomenal. If you’re that person, or you just want to be, you’ve found your wardrobe soulmate. Our “I Don’t Get Drunk, I Only Get Awesome” T-shirt is not just cloth and ink, it’s your social resume printed for the world to see.

Fabric that Feels Fabulous

Let’s get into the nitty-gritty. The solid colors of this shirt are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, which is basically the VIP lounge of fabric. The Ash color is a blend of 99% combed and ring-spun cotton with a touch of 1% polyester. For heather tones, we have a balanced mix of 52% cotton and 48% polyester, offering that classic “I woke up like this” look.

A Toast to the Perfect Weight

Coming in at 4.2 oz./yd.², this shirt is the Goldilocks of fabric weights—not too heavy, not too light, but just right for your awesomeness to shine through.

Durability Meets Style

Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, this shirt is designed to keep its composure, even when you’re letting loose. It’s the type of reliability we all want in a designated driver and a shirt.

Shoulder-to-Shoulder Elegance

The shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures that your shirt stays in place, so you can focus on being your most awesome self.

Where to Rock This Tee?

• Bars: Because let’s face it, bartenders need to know they’re serving awesomeness.
• Parties: Be the conversation starter without even opening your mouth.
• Casual Fridays: Show your coworkers that you’re not just a spreadsheet wizard but also an awesome human being.

The Ultimate Conversation Starter

This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s an icebreaker, a chuckle generator, and a compliment magnet all rolled into one.

Gifting Awesomeness

This shirt is the perfect gift for that friend who is the definition of awesome, the one who turns a casual hangout into an unforgettable night. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a wearable trophy for their awesomeness.

What’s the Catch?

Here’s the deal. We’re not going to blare through a megaphone telling you to buy this shirt. We believe its awesomeness speaks for itself. So, if you’ve ever had a night where you didn’t just turn up the volume, but you turned up the awesome, then why are you even still reading this? This shirt is you in cotton form!

The Drink Lab Promise

Here at Drink Lab, we’re all about capturing the essence of fun, frolic, and fine spirits. This shirt brings that philosophy to your wardrobe. It’s not just about wearing a shirt; it’s about wearing your personality, your mood, and yes, your level of awesomeness.

So, are you ready to make every outing a little more awesome? Go ahead, add this shirt to your collection and let’s toast to the awesomeness that is you. Cheers! ???