May Contain Vodka T-shirt
Unveil Your Inner Enigma
Let’s be real: life’s too short for boring clothes and even more boring drinks. So why not make a statement that captures both? Introducing our “May Contain Vodka” T-shirt, a sartorial wink and nod to everyone who loves to add a little sparkle and kick to their days (and nights).
It’s More Than Just Fabric
This shirt isn’t merely a piece of clothing; it’s an attitude encapsulated in threads. It beckons onlookers to take a gamble: Are you the straight-laced, water-drinking individual today, or is that smirk fueled by a cheeky vodka tonic?
When it comes to comfort, this shirt is like that perfect vodka cocktail—smooth, balanced, and leaving you wanting more. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors, you’ll feel as cozy as you do sipping your favorite vodka-infused concoction.
Shades for All Moods
Just like vodka mixes well with anything, so does this shirt. Choose from a range of colors including solid, Ash, and Heather. The Ash color is an intriguing blend of 99% cotton and 1% polyester, while Heather shades offer a 52% cotton and 48% polyester mix. There’s a hue for every mood and every beverage.
Light as a Vodka Soda
Weighing just 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), this shirt is the clothing equivalent of a refreshing vodka soda—light, enjoyable, and perfect for any occasion. It’s the shirt you’ll reach for, whether you’re heading out or staying in.
Craftsmanship You Can Count On
Quality matters, whether it’s in a bottle or on your back. That’s why our shirt features pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping. It’s built for longevity, just like those vodka stories you’ll be telling for years to come.
Wear It Your Way
- Brunch Vibes: Pair it with some casual shorts and flip-flops.
- Night Out: Throw on a leather jacket and some boots, and you’re ready to hit the town.
- Chill Mode: Perfect with pajama bottoms for a Netflix and chill (and maybe vodka?) evening.
The Perfect Gift
This shirt is gift-giving made easy. Perfect for the friend who’s always up for a good time, or perhaps the colleague who’s the life of the office party. Let them know you appreciate their spirit, in more ways than one.
For Every Occasion
Wear it to a family BBQ and watch Grandma chuckle, or to a casual Friday and be the talk of the office. It’s not just a shirt; it’s an ice-breaker, a conversation starter, and maybe even a friendship maker.
The Final Pour
The “May Contain Vodka” T-shirt is your go-to for almost any occasion where you want to inject a bit of fun and mystery. It’s not just about what’s in your glass; it’s about embracing a lifestyle that values a good laugh and a great drink. So go on, wear your spirit on your sleeve, or in this case, across your chest.