Probably Contains Alcohol T-shirt
A Shirt that Speaks Volumes
Are you the kind of person who thinks a day without alcohol is like a sentence without a comma?
Then our “Probably Contains Alcohol” T-shirt is calling your name! It’s a shirt that speaks your language, and by language, we mean booze.
We know comfort is as important to you as the ABV in your drink.
That’s why our shirt is made of 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors.
Feel the fabric and you’ll feel like you’re wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket, but without the tipsy stumbling.
A Palette of Choices
Whether you’re a beer guy, a wine connoisseur, or a cocktail enthusiast, we’ve got colors to match your liquid courage.
Our Ash color comes with 99% cotton and 1% polyester, while the Heather variants bring a mix of 52% cotton and 48% polyester into the blend.
Lighter than Air, Stronger than Spirits
Just like your favorite craft beer, this shirt has body without the weight.
With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), you’ll forget you’re even wearing a shirt, much like how you forget your worries after a few drinks.
Durability You Can Toast To
Just like a well-aged whiskey, this shirt only gets better with time.
Thanks to pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, it’s built to last longer than a bottle of wine at a dinner party.
Where to Wear It?
- Casual Fridays: Because, let’s be honest, Fridays are just pre-gaming for the weekend.
- Parties and BBQs: Become the life of the party without even trying.
- Gifts: Got a friend who loves a good laugh and a good drink? Here’s your go-to gift!
Flexibility, Just Like Your Drink Choices
This shirt is as versatile as your bar menu.
Pair it with jeans for a day out or throw a jacket over it for a slightly more “respectable” look.
- Slogan Power: Seriously, who can ignore a shirt that says, “Probably Contains Alcohol”?
- Craftsmanship: This isn’t a one-night stand; this shirt is a long-term commitment.
- Fit for All: Universal sizing for universal appeal. Because alcohol knows no boundaries.
A Little Liquor Lore
Did you know the phrase “Mind your P’s and Q’s” probably originated from English pubs where bartenders would keep track of the pints and quarts consumed by their patrons?
Well, now you can mind your tee and booze!
The Bottom Line
This T-shirt is more than just threads and ink; it’s a lifestyle statement for those who love their sips as much as their slips (of the tongue, of course!).
It’s about embracing your love for alcohol in a way that’s as stylish as it is cheeky.
If you’re someone who believes that the best way to spread cheer is pouring a cold beer, or a glass of wine, or a shot of whiskey, or, well, you get the point, then this shirt is your next must-have.
So, what are you waiting for?
Get this shirt and let the world know that you’re not just probably fun; you’re definitely fun.