Roses are Red, Blah, Blah, Blah, Vodka T-shirt
The Ultimate Statement Tee for Vodka Aficionados
Ever sat through a romantic evening, nodding along to lovey-dovey conversations, secretly wishing for a vodka on the rocks?
Our “Roses are Red, Blah, Blah, Blah, Vodka” T-shirt is your silent yet loud proclamation that, yes, you’d rather be drinking vodka!
A Symphony of Comfort
If a shot of vodka makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside, wait until you try on this T-shirt.
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors, it’s the wearable equivalent of a vodka martini—smooth and delightful.
Color Choices as Varied as Vodka Cocktails
Just like vodka blends seamlessly into a myriad of cocktails, this shirt offers a spectrum of colors.
The Ash color is a 99% cotton and 1% polyester blend, while our Heather options combine 52% cotton and 48% polyester.
Light Yet Robust
Weighing in at a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), this shirt is light but packs a punch, just like your favorite spirit.
Whether you’re enjoying a vodka sunrise or a Moscow mule, this shirt is your go-to.
Built to Last, Just Like Vodka’s Legacy
Vodka has been around for centuries, and this T-shirt aims for the same longevity.
Thanks to its pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this shirt is as durable as it is comfortable.
- Bar Hopping: What better way to make a statement?
- Casual Get-togethers: Your shirt will be the talk of the party.
- Gifts: Know a vodka lover? You’ve just found their new favorite shirt.
Versatile and Chic
This shirt can be paired with virtually anything in your wardrobe.
It’s the little black dress of T-shirts, or should we say, the clear, distilled grain of your closet.
What Are You Waiting For?
Vodka may not solve your problems, but neither will water.
So why not add this shirt to your collection and make a bold statement?
Did you know that vodka is one of the world’s oldest distilled spirits?
It has origins in Russia and Poland, dating back to the 8th or 9th centuries.
Yes, people have been enjoying vodka long before it became a cocktail staple!
- Attention-Grabbing: The perfect ice-breaker, no chaser needed.
- Quality Craftsmanship: This isn’t some quick mix; it’s a premium blend of fabric and style.
- For Everyone: Just like vodka, this shirt is universally loved.
The “Roses are Red, Blah, Blah, Blah, Vodka” T-shirt is not just a garment; it’s an expression of your personality.
It’s like a wink and a nod to everyone who understands that sometimes, all you need is a good drink to get the conversation flowing.
So go ahead, click that ‘Add to Cart’ button.
In a world full of poems, be a vodka shot!