When in Doubt, Drink Stout T-shirt
Stout it Out Loud!
Ever found yourself pondering life’s many complexities?
Well, quit the overthinking and grab a stout!
Our “When in Doubt, drink Stout” T-shirt is the garment version of that frothy, comforting pint you crave after a long day—or during one.
Not only does it celebrate your love for the hearty brew, but it’s also a mood lifter, just like a good stout should be.
Smooth as a Pint
What’s better than a smooth stout? A smooth T-shirt to match! Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors, this shirt offers a comfort that rivals your favorite pub chair.
And if you’re a fan of variety, the Ash and Heather colors mix in a dash of polyester, creating a blend smoother than a barrel-aged stout.
Ready for the Pour
Here’s the pour-fect news: this shirt is pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and equipped with shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
It’s as sturdy as a keg and promises to be a long-lasting part of your wardrobe, just like how a good stout has a lasting finish.
The Perfect Body
Some say the body of a stout is its best feature.
The same goes for this T-shirt. Its fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) gives it just the right body—light enough for casual occasions but substantial enough to make you feel covered and comfy.
Hops and Highlights
- Be the Brewmaster: Become the walking billboard of your favorite beverage type. What’s not to love?
- Gift it Right: Know a stout lover? This is the gift that speaks their language.
- Versatility on Tap: Whether it’s a beer festival or a casual hangout, this shirt pairs well with any occasion.
The best part? This T-shirt is super versatile.
Dress it down with shorts for a backyard BBQ or pair it with jeans and a leather jacket for a night out.
You can also layer it under a flannel shirt for that laid-back, “just here for the stout” vibe.
Cheers to Choices
Our shirt comes in various shades that would make even a stout blush!
From deep, dark hues to light, frothy colors, there’s something for every stout aficionado out there.
So go ahead, pick a shade that mirrors your go-to stout. Or better yet, get them all and make it a flight!
The Last Sip
If you’re the type to enjoy the deep, complex flavors of a stout, then this shirt is your spirit animal.
Or should we say, “spirit brew”? It’s a tribute to all those moments when a stout has been the answer to your doubts, the salve to your stress, or the final touch to a perfect day.
So, if you’re a stout supporter, a malt maniac, or just someone who appreciates good humor and comfort, this shirt is like that pint that hits all the right notes—refreshing, satisfying, and leaves you wanting more
Cheers to wearing your love for stout on your sleeves—or rather, on your chest! ??