Jesus Touched my Water T-shirt
Holy Spirits: The Tee for Divine Comedy and Heavenly Drinks
Who says miracles can’t be stylish? Our shirt packs a double punch of humor and high-quality fabric that’s worthy of a divine intervention.
Soft as Angel Wings, Strong as Faith
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors, this shirt feels as soft as angel feathers. For those who prefer a heavenly blend, the ash color is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, while the heather options are a celestial mix of 52% cotton and 48% polyester.
The Palette of Paradise
Choose from a divine array of colors, each one a testament to your individual style. Whether you’re a classic white, a mysterious black, or something in between, we have the hue for you.
Light as a Heavenly Choir
With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), this shirt is light enough for you to float through any occasion, whether it’s a church potluck or a wine tasting event.
The Holy Trinity of Durability
Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensure that this shirt will stand the test of time, just like your favorite religious texts.
When to Wear This Divine Garment?
- Wine Tastings: Elevate your wine experience to a spiritual level.
- Sunday Brunch: Bless your eggs benedict and mimosas.
- Social Events: Show up and let the shirt do the preaching.
A Gift from the Heavens
Looking for the perfect present for that friend who loves wine almost as much as they love a good laugh? This shirt is a match made in heaven.
The Divine Comedy on Your Chest
Sometimes life needs a touch of humor and a dash of wine. This shirt combines the two in a way that even Dante would appreciate.
The Biblical Backstory
Water into wine is one of the first miracles attributed to Jesus, and it set the bar high. Whether you’re religious, spiritual, or just a fan of a good time, this shirt lets you share in the miracle.
Why This Shirt is Your Savior
Life can be tough; laughter and wine make it easier. This shirt is your go-to for injecting some fun into your daily grind or your night out.
Amen to Comfort and Style
Don’t underestimate the power of a comfy, stylish tee that also makes people smile. You’re not just wearing a shirt; you’re wearing a conversation starter, an ice-breaker, and a smile-maker.
The Gospel According to Good Times
The phrase “Jesus Touched My Water (and turned it into Wine)” is more than just words on cotton; it’s a philosophy. It’s a way of taking life’s ordinary moments and turning them into something extraordinary.
In Wine We Trust
The ancient Romans said, “In Vino Veritas” (In Wine, There is Truth). In this shirt, there’s not just truth but also a ton of fun. It’s a reminder to enjoy life, one sip or laugh at a time.
Cheers, Amen, and Hallelujah!
So, if you’re someone who believes that a good chuckle and a great glass of wine are proof that the universe wants us to be happy, then this shirt is your next must-have. After all, why settle for water when you can have wine? ?✨