I would exercise bit it makes me spill my beer t-shirt

I would exercise bit it makes me spill my beer t-shirt

The Anti-Workout Uniform for Beer Lovers

“I Would Exercise but it makes me spill my beer”—say it loud and proud with this hilarious t-shirt that liberates you from the tyranny of treadmills and Pilates classes. At last, a shirt that gets your priorities straight!

The Fabric of Life (and Beer)

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors, this shirt is as comfortable as your favorite recliner. If you lean more towards an ash or heather color, rest assured that it’s just as cozy, with blends of 99% cotton, 1% polyester and 52% cotton, 48% polyester respectively.

Weight, What?

With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), you’ll barely notice you’re wearing anything at all. It’s the perfect garb to forget about your calorie intake and focus on your beer intake instead.

Durability for Days

The shirt’s pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping give it the stamina to endure even the rowdiest happy hours. So go ahead, be the life of the party; your shirt can handle it.

When to Don This Masterpiece?

• Sports Bars: Because watching sports is a workout, right?
• Backyard BBQs: Exercise your right to grill and chill.
• Casual Fridays: Let your colleagues know you’re weekend-ready.

The Perfect Gift

Know someone who’s fitness-phobic but beer-enthusiastic? You’ve just found the ultimate gift. Birthdays, holidays, or just because—you’ll be their hero.

The Comedy Factor

The phrase on the shirt is more than mere fabric and ink. It’s a chuckle, a belly laugh, a comic relief from the everyday stress of adulting. This shirt doesn’t just make a statement; it makes a joke. And who couldn’t use a good laugh?

The Relatable Message

We’ve all been there, balancing that yoga pose with a beer in hand, wondering why life has to be so complicated. This shirt simplifies it for you. No judgments, just jokes.

Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!

If your idea of a workout is lifting a pint, then this shirt is your gym uniform. It’s not about promoting a sedentary lifestyle; it’s about celebrating the simple joys, like a cold beer on a hot day.

Beer Yoga: The New Fitness Trend

Why choose between a six-pack of abs and a six-pack of beer when you can have the latter without spilling a drop? That’s what we call Beer Yoga, and this shirt is your official attire.

Philosophy in a Shirt

The words on this tee are a lifestyle, a philosophy that celebrates the little things—like the fact that beer doesn’t require a warm-up or cool-down.

A Balanced Life

Sure, exercise is important, but so is balance. And what better way to balance a beer in one hand than with this shirt on your back?

Why This Shirt is a Must-Have

Let’s face it, life is too short for regrets. So skip the guilt, forget the “should haves,” and focus on the “want to haves,” like this epic shirt that sums up your feelings about exercise and beer.

Cheers to Choices

In the end, it’s all about choices. To lift or not to lift (a beer, that is). With this shirt, you’re choosing laughter, comfort, and a darn good time. So here’s to you, the connoisseur of fine beers and finer jokes! ?✨