Roses are Red, Blah Blah Blah Wine T-shirt
A Shirt for the Wine Lover with a Sense of Humor
Let’s be honest, not all of us are cut out to be poets, but we sure know a good wine when we taste one.
Our “Roses are Red, Blah Blah Blah Wine” T-shirt is a must-have for anyone who appreciates the finer things in life, like a glass of exquisite red or white.
Comfort Beyond Words
You might not care much for poetry, but everyone cares about comfort.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in its solid colors, this shirt is the physical manifestation of a cozy wine evening at home.
A Palette of Colors
Not into the standard fare? Choose from our Heather colors that mix 52% cotton and 48% polyester for a slightly different texture, much like choosing between a Cabernet and a Pinot
. Or go for our unique Ash color, a blend of 99% cotton and 1% polyester.
Lightweight and Breathable
With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), this T-shirt is as light as a delicate rosé yet sturdy enough to withstand whatever life (or a wine spill) throws at it.
Built to Last
We all know that wine gets better with age, and so does this shirt!
Thanks to its side-seamed construction, pre-shrunk fabric, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, it won’t twist or shrink, promising a long-lasting relationship.
Ideal For:
- Wine Tastings: Make a statement and maybe even skip the entry fee!
- Girls’ Night Out: Who needs a complicated outfit when your shirt says it all?
- Gifts: For that friend who’s always got a bottle ready.
Universal Appeal
This shirt is like the universal wine pairing, great with jeans, shorts, or even a skirt.
Dress it up, dress it down; it’s the Malbec of fashion.
What Are You Waiting For?
Just like that limited vintage you’ve had your eye on, this shirt won’t be around forever.
So click ‘Add to Cart’ quicker than you can uncork a bottle!
Fun Fact
Did you know that the oldest known winery was found in Armenia and dates back to 4100 B.C.?
That’s thousands of years of people agreeing that sometimes, wine is just necessary!
Key Takeaways
- Conversational Icebreaker: This shirt is not only a statement piece but also a conversation starter.
- High Quality: We didn’t skimp on the details. This is a top-shelf product, just like your favorite wine.
- Versatile: Whether you’re a red, white, or rosé fan, this shirt has got you covered.
The “Roses are Red, Blah Blah Blah Wine” T-shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a lifestyle.
It speaks to those who live life like they enjoy their wine—fully, richly, and with no time for beating around the bush.
So why not add this delectable item to your wardrobe?
It’s the perfect blend of humor, style, and comfort, just like a well-balanced Bordeaux.
Tap ‘Add to Cart’ and let’s toast to your impeccable taste in both wine and fashion!
? Cheers!
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.